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only in your worst acid trip should you ever see this.  Or come up with it as a product.  Or purchase it.

Too late for a Carol?

Sing along… two scarf-ed bears and a lighthouse where there is no sea….

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thanks, Mom, for this picture message yard fail!

Whole Lotta Lighthouse

Because why have just one lighthouse when you can use them as fence posts?

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Yard Assthetic

These shrubs are tastefully grouped to form a pooping  butt.  Unintentionally of course.  I think.

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Deck the halls… Apartment version of yard fails

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Must be Santa…

Santa saurus

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I want this,

Product placement

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Because the holidays weren’t already commercial enough…

Put ‘er there

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As in, “just stick it on the tree, who cares?” Sorry for the fuzziness, this is the first official mobile Yard Fail, using my fancy schmancy new Android, still getting the hang of the camera.
Note that the snowman  glowman does have more face than that, my phone camera is just confused by lights.

Head Under Feet

This one was sent to us by Christen, who saw this while out on the job.  ”I occasionally see some pretty odd things but I think this takes the cake.  I’m guessing it’s someone’s misguided attempt at decorating their yard for Halloween.  Well, see for yourself…” she said.

And so, I did.  The whole thing is a pretty big fail… legs inexplicably sticking out of the ground doesn’t really evoke a Halloween feel,  but I think my favorite part is that the legs are not wearing socks with their sneakers, and do not have the sneakers completely on their feet!  If your’re going to have something like that, at least do it all the way!

What’s Scarier Than a Front Porch Hooker?

 

 

Here we have two creepy scarecrows… and a hooker mannequin.

In all fairness, she’s pretty spooky.